hail damages | When a decent looking woman has a shocking amount of excessive cellulite or pock marks on her upper thighs or lower buttocks. | |
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> Clarence: Dude, I was about to nail karen last night in my pick-up truck for the first time when I noticed all the hail damage on her ass. It was worse than my Uncle's Volkswagon, and he lives in Colorado too. > Jeb: That's gross man, what did you do? > Clarence: I turned off the cabin light and continued. I'm serious though, it looked like a kettle Corn sleeve full of cottage cheese |