> Clyde: "Hey you know that brunette girl Veronica from the bars last night? She told me she loves anal so I brought her back to my place and proceeded to pound her poop chute with my throb knob bone prone style. The sight of her gorgeous dumper being penetrated while I vice gripped her hair made me powerless to go any longer. I pulled out, clenched my cock with the intensity of a thousand suns, and shot my ball snot all over her gaping brown eye."

> Mike: "Be right back I'm gonna go jerk off now."